He knew more about anyone or anything than anything or anyone knew about everyone and everything.

You Know I'm so COOL and SWEET, when people see me they jump outta their seat!

Life's too short for chess.

I had a girlfriend her name was grace, she broke my heart, I broke her face!

Parents are annoying... but they give you money!

Children are a poor mans wealth.

I arrive late to work and make up for it by leaving early.

In my life "normal" is just a settin on tha washin machine!

The seafood diet... see food and eat it!

Whoever said money can't buy happyness didnt kno where 2 shop!