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Wife Saw Sign Board:

Chal beta sms delete kr de shabash

Ye 1 Naya SMS hai jo Market main abhi tak nahi aay

Gadhi Ne Gadhe Se Pucha:

Newton 2nd law of ishq:

Ants were enjoying a party in the Tent at Jungle.

SEHWAGs SON: Mummy mummy !!

WAYS 2 IMPRESS A GIRL

Bipasha Bharat ke har nagrik ka adikar he,

Mareez Dr se: Heart badlne k baad mjhe dance or

Zindagi k 7 Marahil:

Kaali ghata chayi hai,

Hello...

Pehli baar Love kahan invent hua tha?

Larka: ?

Boys Saying

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When things go wrong,

10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving

Hi,

Agr basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi bandhy to V

When I Go Wrong I Need

Arz Kia Hai...

Son: Mom mubarik ho, meri 7 Janmo k liay job lag

I have No Girlfriend

Difference between Problem, Talent and Kismat

When you win, everyone takes pride in celebratng

YASHOMATI MAIYYA SE BOLE NANDLALA,

Koe Apko Pagal Kahe Tou!

Do You Know The Meaning Of BMW . . . . . . . [!

Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai?

Maa: Btao hinduon k Bhagwan ki zuban bahr Q hoti

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Buhat Dukh Hoa Tumharay Husband Ke Death Ka..

Shahrukh Khan ki film RAB NE BANA DI JODI se ham

Film Ghajni mein amir khan ka look dekh ke kya s

Ticket Chacker: Amma karaya poora do.

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo.

Train Me Upar Ki Birth Par Baithe Ek Budde Baba

So what did we Learn from movie Ghajini??

Today Is Thappar Day.

Pyar ke jaam ko aise na piyo ke adha piya aur ad

Bhakt Swami se: Swami Ji mera Puja Mein Mann Nah

1 Aurat ne ishara krke tej a rhi bus ko roka.

�!��HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANTI� ��

Aaj Titanic ki 125th anniversary hai

If Dhoni Weds Sania.

You are the smartest n sweetest person I ever know

Mayawati came to Lallus house with a goat.

Now bush says:

Who played a double role in SHOLAY?

Child 2 dentist doctor!!!

1 Indian Japan main cooking k muqable

Aasman per kaali Ghata chayi hai

Light The Fags With The Heat Of The Lever,

Ek shrabi sadhu se takra gaya.

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon

Amitabh Public Toilet mei se pura bheeg k ata hai,

A newly wed couple went to Cheif Minister for Aa

Director:Tumhain 4 gunnday pakraingay

Agar tum zindagi ki rahoon me gir jao to himmat ma

Roses r red sky r blue

Najoomi: Tumhari life mai 6 ladkiyan aengee.

Boy: Mera dil karta hai tumhari zulfon main kho

Laloo: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone

Attitude of girls:

What will Himesh say to magnify a picture..?

Full of Emotion shair:

Ek hindu fauji ne jahaz se chalang lagaty huye k

Newton ne apple neechy girte dekha or Gravity di

Kid: Ammi aaj abbu ne bus main mujhse kaha k Aun

Manzil ki taraf barhtay raho,

Rang De Basanti movie

Larki apne B.F. se:

Is Dunia Me Sirf Postman Hai, Post Woman Nahi Hai.

Awaz mein Mithas hai..

Whenever u feel 2 study,

Har mard ki life dekho to

Woh Love Love likhti rahi,

She is Hot,

Apna aik usool hai,

School ka toilet bhi ajeeb hai

Teachr:Tumhari Writing

Mud ker na dekh mujhe,

Patient to Nurse, I LOVE U, TUMNE MERA DIL CHUR

Lalu Bus k ooper khara tha

MACHHAR SONG:

Ek samay ki baat hai Lakshmi ji ka vahan Ullu unse

Jeevan ke Muskil Rasto pe kaun apka sath dega

Where Do U Find Mangoes?

Line marne k bohat se trike hai jin me se 2 mandar

Biology Teachr: Girls Can U Tel Me Where Is Ur H

Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein.

Kal kare so aaj kar,

Which are the 2 latest versions of java.

Kripya Dhyaan De,

INDIA Ko

Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi me

Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life

Pyar karo Sujal ki tarah,

I M Lamp

1 Larki mujhe bohat tang karti hai,

Sharabi Doctor se: Aap meri Sharab churwa sakte

Sorry!!!

1 baar 1 larki akeli ja rahi thi,

2 Aadmiyon ki BV gum ho gai.

Aye dost teri muhabbat k liye,

Mujhe bholnay ki Khuda kary aapko aisi saza mila

Ro0o0oz logoo sy tery Pungy Hongy

-Golden Words-

Ek larka raat main akela,

Duniya main Paisa, Pyar, Dost!!!

Dear Bhai Jaan!

What is the definition of Girl Friend?

Ab main bilkul Shareef ho gaya hon,

Teacher in Class: Dehli min Kutub Meenar hai.

Attendence..

Boy says to girl

1 Family SHOLAY film dekh ker aai,

Veeru: Basanti in kutton k aagay mat nachna,

Boy: Mujhse shadi karogi?

Every Girl is smart,

Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua

Tum Kuttay they,

Jab sher(Lion) 3 baar dharta hai to kya hota hai

Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte t

Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom machal jata hai

Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?

Doctor: You and your wife have same blood group.

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?

Shaadi aur mobile me kya similarity hai?

Sagaai hui...

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,

Jo assani se mile wo hai gum,

. Tusi Saadi Jaan ho, Punjabi ho ya Pathan ho, Ch

Umeed ki kashti ko, doboya nahi kerte,

Dil ki khuahish hai k main tere ghar aaon,

Log kehte hain k PYAR itna bhi mat karo k Girl F

! Ramchandra kah gaye siya se, aisa kalyug aayega

Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki

. Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. P

Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY

. Sorry recharge khatam ho gaya. Galfriend ko I l

Whats the diff between Dava &d Daru

. Population slogan in Bihar: Hum Do Hamare Do, U

May our friendship turn into silver, silver into

Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 s

Bhagwan apki umar lambi karey! Bhagwan apko Nauk

Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin,

Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi, Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi, Ch

Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?

1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans pehanungi

Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN

Girl: If u will try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi

Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?

Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain?

Girls excuses

Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & moth

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha.

Red Rose: Luv

. Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki waj

Gangulys Son: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer

Hai agar tujhmain Dum to Himalya ko Hilla

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